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Blake Griffin, of the world famous Los Angeles Clippers, is a factory of raw power.  How does another harness this power, you ask?  I am part Jhochi, and my people have known the secret to strength draining and power transfer for centuries before even trains were invented.

I have acquired a grilled panini sandwich (turkey and cheese on flatbread), SIGNED on both halves BY BLAKE GRIFFIN.  When he signed the sandwich, he transferred his power into it, naturally.  One of the halves I have already eaten.  You can see video proof at my packstothepeople website on the internet.  The other half I have stored in a freezer.  You will be bidding on the half that was stored in the freezer.

If you choose to eat it, I can only imagine what incredible moments await you in future.  I am already talking on expensive cellular telephones with six foot-tall women who admire my power.  If you choose to cherish it and keep it forever as the most unique basketball collectible of all time, that is fine.  You can make the choice, but only the winner of this auction can you win BLAKE GRIFFIN’S POWER.

[Transfer of actual energies upon eating of Blake Griffin autographed sandwich half not guaranteed.  I can only sell you the door.  You have to eat your way through it]

Sandwich was purchased and signed BY BLAKE GRIFFIN on Sept. 19^th.  Included is a certificate of authenticity, which UPPER DECK INEXPLICABLY VOIDED after certifying it.  (the small numbered hologram got lost, but cert with “Panini” written on it is included) I taped myself eating one half outside, and went back in.  I was hanging out at the counter in the Upper Deck store and one of their employees comes, takes the COA away from me, and writes VOID on it.  They don’t want you to know it’s the true power of BLAKE GIRFFIN.  It doesn’t matter.  Watch the video below and you will see the truth.